Those
Wacky, Kooky KJV Onlyists
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updated
November 2003
Witnessing
the debates and divisions within the King James Only camp is
quite funny and also reveals that these folks can't even establish
one solid defense for KJOism (really, because there are no good
defenses, but watching them try to come up with them is also
good for a laugh)-- all of their various defenses conflict with
those held by others within the same group!
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| Above:
mug with Peter Ruckman's image. He's selling these
things at his
web site |
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They like
to tell us that the King James Bible is God's Only Word, but
they can't really tell us why without shooting down the arguments
of other KJV-Onlyists-- some say it's due to the Byzantine
Manuscripts, some the TRs, while others wish to believe that
the King James Bible was directly inspired. Of course most
of the "KJV Only" supporters can't tell you WHICH
of the several KJV editions is "it" or "THE
ONE."
Sane,
logical, Bible believing Christians who are not a member of
the King James Only Cult know that only the Autographa, (the
original Biblical writings), were inspired and not copies
or translations thereof, at least not in the same manner or
to the same degree.
For your
reading enjoyment and entertainment, here I present links
to pages by King James Onlyists who squabble, disagree with,
or run down other King James Onlies.
January 2003: some of the following articles are no longer
up, but I intend on placing copies of them at my site, so
do check back every now and then.
The
KJV Onlyist Zone
Now come
and enter an alternate reality. Where up is down and down
is up. Where nothing makes sense to normal, thinking people.
You're about to enter the KJV Onlyist Zone.
NA
= Not Available / UC = Under Construction
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"Oh
yeah?," Snipes a Cranky Ruckman to Cloud
Not
to Disappoint, Ruckman Throws in the Ad Hominem! Get
Your Popcorn NOW before the action gets really good! |
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David
Cloud Disses KJVOist "God And" in the Epic
"Gail Riplinger's Slanders" |
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Well
GAR will have none of this! GAR Unleashes Her Claws
to Rip Cloud in
O
Madman: Gail Riplinger's Response to David Cloud, Taken
From the Book 'Blind Guides'
Hope
GAR has had her rabies shot, meee - ow!
As
an added bonus, even the intro by the site owner to
this GAR work is funny. He says,
"Blind
Guides is a scholarly and detailed response to the
crtiques [sic] of Hunt [and others]..."
"Detailed,"
I have no doubt (GAR in her bouts of infantile, immature
behavior, is quite good at coming up with insulting
words that rhyme with her opponents' names) -- but "scholarly"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shuuuuuuure it is! |
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A
Disgruntled KJOist Criticizes Peter Ruckman
Possibly
the finest piece of pro- King James Version Onlyist
anti- Ruckman work ever written. Okay, so it took me
awhile to get these pages up; it's still under construction. |
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A
KJOist Says to Other KJOists: You're Makin' Us All Look
Like Lunatics, Knock it Off!
Alas,
I am afraid that this page is forever gone, but I keep
the link for posterity's sake. How I wish I had saved
a copy. It used to reside at this URL: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/9345/kjvonly.html |
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I
was thrilled to find this. From those who boldly put words
into dead
men's mouths, the DBS apparently, at some point, called
Ruckman a heretic. The
KJV Only wacko-s at this site were not amused. Take
THAT, Dean Burgon Society!
Dean
Burgon Society Warns of Ruckman Errors |
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This
one too is forever gone, but I keep it for posterity's
sake. Formerly located at
http://biblebelievers.simplenet.com/BBB5.html
"Split
Down the Middle," by Peter Ruckman... Read how he
Calls other conservative Christians "sissies" and
"Bible perverters." Witness his lame attempt to defend
his crude language and name calling! Observe how he
avoids responsibility for dividing the body of Christ!
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Herb
Evans on Peter Ruckman, and it ain't pretty:
The
Bible Stands: 1917 Ruckmanism |
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